1 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:09,510 Tony, babe, baby can you come on? 2 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:13,647 I don't wanna be the, sheesh, the last ones to arrive. Come on. 3 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:16,217 Look, if you gonna make me go to this thing, then I want to make an entrance. 4 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:18,619 I like to arrive late and leave early. In fact... 5 00:00:18,652 --> 00:00:20,454 we only have to be there for about 15 minutes. 6 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:23,824 No! We can't be there for 15 minutes, it's Cheryl's birthday. 7 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:26,660 She's been very fragile since they finalized the divorce. 8 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:29,663 Ah yeah. That's a shame about her and Jack. He was a good brother. 9 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:32,700 - He cheated on her. - Good brother, bad liar. 10 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:36,504 - Can we just go? - All right, all right. 11 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:39,773 Look I don't know how you got me to go to this thing, but if Cheryl's birthday party 12 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:41,775 turns into a pity party, I'll be at the bar. 13 00:00:41,809 --> 00:00:44,112 Oh Tony come on. Can you just fake it for 15 minutes? 14 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:47,148 - No. - Why not? I do. 15 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:49,983 Wait a minute. 16 00:00:50,017 --> 00:00:52,186 * Woke up and my wife said to me * 17 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:54,588 * The bill collectors won't let me be * 18 00:00:54,622 --> 00:00:56,590 * The kids keep talkin' back to me * 19 00:00:56,624 --> 00:00:58,559 * Family Time 20 00:00:58,592 --> 00:01:03,897 * Family Time, Family Time, Family Time * 21 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:13,874 [CROWD TALKING] 22 00:01:14,842 --> 00:01:17,845 Lisa, Tony, over here! 23 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,314 See Lisa, I knew it was gonna be like this. 24 00:01:20,348 --> 00:01:23,016 What are you talking about? Everybody looks like they're having a ball. 25 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:24,485 Yeah, but none of them brought they man. 26 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:27,988 There's plenty of guys in here Tony, come on. 27 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:29,923 - Hi! - Happy birthday! 28 00:01:29,957 --> 00:01:33,093 Aww, thank you! And thank you for bringing my Tonester. 29 00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:36,964 I wouldn't miss it! Even if you keep calling me whack nick-names like The Tonester. 30 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:38,399 Oh here's a birthday gift. 31 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:39,700 Okay, what is it, what is it? 32 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:41,835 Well I don't know what it is, but I'm sure I paid for it. 33 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:44,438 Oh, classic Tonester, always with the zingers! 34 00:01:44,472 --> 00:01:46,774 Everyone this is Lisa and Tony, they're my neighbors. 35 00:01:46,807 --> 00:01:49,310 Hi ladies. Bye ladies, I'll be at the bar. 36 00:01:50,578 --> 00:01:51,812 Well you look gorgeous. 37 00:01:51,845 --> 00:01:54,582 Oh-well me? Look at you, shining bright like a diamond. 38 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,584 Well thank you! These are my friends from work. 39 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:58,319 - This is Lisa. - Hi. 40 00:01:58,352 --> 00:02:00,488 So, what're you guys talking about? 41 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:03,991 Well, as a matter of fact, we were discussing our divorces. 42 00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:07,561 Oh-oh, maybe Tony was right, sounds like a little man-bashing 43 00:02:07,595 --> 00:02:09,497 goin' on around here. 44 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:11,899 No no, girl talk. Just girl talk. 45 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:14,935 Besides, it wouldn't be a birthday party without a little man-bashing. 46 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:18,872 Well I mean, fortunately for me, you know, Tony and I have a 47 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:22,075 pretty healthy marriage despite a little fight here and there. 48 00:02:22,109 --> 00:02:25,279 Hmm. Yeah, yeah that's uh, what Jack and I 49 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:27,981 and his secretary used to say. 50 00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:31,018 - Nanny. - Best friend. 51 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:35,589 Thanks for the round, man. 52 00:02:35,623 --> 00:02:38,392 Loved you in andquot;The Legend of Bagger Vanceandquot;. Hey man, let me get another shot. 53 00:02:39,059 --> 00:02:41,562 You doin' alright man? You look like you could use a double. 54 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:45,032 Yeah man, I got drug out here to a all girls birthday party. 55 00:02:45,065 --> 00:02:48,035 Oh, for real? Shoot. It's a packed house tonight man. 56 00:02:48,068 --> 00:02:51,038 I'd be out there milly-whopping into everything if I was you man. 57 00:02:51,071 --> 00:02:52,806 It's a single brother's paradise, you know? 58 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:56,410 Ain't lyin' brother. It's always fine women in here. 59 00:02:56,444 --> 00:02:59,413 That's why I always keep me a extra bus pass. 60 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:00,948 [LAUGHING] 61 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:03,817 Yeah man, well unfortunately, I'm not single. 62 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:06,287 I'm in here with the old ball 'n chain, you know what I mean? 63 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,456 No, exactly what do you mean, Tony? 64 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:11,359 I-I mean that my heart is chained to these balls of emotion that I have 65 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:13,694 every time I think about my wife. 66 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:17,698 Um, bartender can you could just hold that drink, okay? He's had enough. 67 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:20,701 Nice talking to you. 68 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:24,272 Man he didn't even leave no tip. Old Cuba Gooding look-alike. 69 00:03:24,672 --> 00:03:27,375 Let' get a mans opinion. Tony? 70 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:31,345 Uh no, no. No opinion, no opinion at all, I am not getting caught up in any women drama. 71 00:03:31,379 --> 00:03:33,547 Okay? I'm just here to celebrate your birthday. Happy birthday. 72 00:03:33,581 --> 00:03:36,484 Okay Tony, come on, why don't we just be a part of the conversation instead of 73 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:38,586 standing at the bar talking about us. 74 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:39,987 Okay. All right. Cheryl? 75 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:41,188 - Yeah? - Go ahead. 76 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:44,258 Okay, well the ladies and I were just discussing why men 77 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:46,727 always leave their wives for younger women. 78 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:50,898 I wouldn't know Cheryl, because I'm perfectly happy with Lisa most of the time. 79 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:55,769 Tonester, this is not about you. This is a hypothetical. 80 00:03:55,803 --> 00:03:58,472 Okay, well, hypothetically speaking, um... 81 00:03:58,506 --> 00:04:01,108 It's just a known fact older men are attracted to younger women 82 00:04:01,141 --> 00:04:04,211 and younger women are attracted to older men. 83 00:04:04,712 --> 00:04:07,715 Okay, okay that's fair, I have been known to 84 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:10,718 stay up late night and watch a Sean Connery movie or two. 85 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:13,120 But uh, but-but-I'm just speaking hypothetically. 86 00:04:13,153 --> 00:04:16,123 Eh, you know, because I'm sticking with Lisa. Who is old. 87 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:19,126 Excuse me? 88 00:04:19,159 --> 00:04:21,995 Well-I-I-I'm just, I-I-I'm-I'm speaking relatively. 89 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:24,898 You now, in the scenario that Cheryl has placed before us. 90 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:29,470 Huh. So is that why you hired a younger, attractive, female secretary? Huh? 91 00:04:29,503 --> 00:04:30,738 Lisa, you hired her! 92 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:32,773 Oh, let's not get into specifics, Tony. 93 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:35,443 [SCOFFS] Really? I knew this was gonna be a set-up. 94 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:40,247 Look just because Jack was creepin' with his secretary, doesn't mean that I am. 95 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,716 Heh, and, uh, no offense Cheryl, happy birthday. 96 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:45,753 Or maybe you're just a better liar, Tony! 97 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:50,023 No offense, Cheryl. Happy birthday. 98 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:51,892 Right so, are you two okay? Are you two- 99 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:55,095 Oh we're fine, she just PMS'ing. I got her under control. [CHUCKLES] Okay. 100 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,997 [INAUDIBLE] 101 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,499 [GRUNTS] 102 00:04:58,532 --> 00:05:01,569 Li - I - I - I mean- I meant I got the situation 103 00:05:01,602 --> 00:05:03,837 under control. [LAUGHING] 104 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:05,406 Ah, ya'll a - happy birthday. 105 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:08,442 Baby, P-PMS doesn't always mean- 106 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:11,845 *** 107 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:20,821 That was very immature, Lisa. 108 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:23,391 Making me walk 25 blocks, it's freezing outside! 109 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:24,725 You coulda took a Goober. 110 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:28,596 [SCOFFS] Last time I took a Goober I was in a police chase. 111 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,264 Oh you wanna talk about immature? 112 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:34,267 A mature man does not embarrass his wife in front of her friends. 113 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:36,003 I told you I didn't wanna go in the first place. 114 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:39,006 Oh yeah Tony you made that so very clear. The whole time you didn't even try. 115 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:42,109 I tried to stay out of that conversation. Let me ask you something. 116 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:44,712 Why do women always push men right to the edge? 117 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:47,915 Is it 'cause you want to get a rise out of us just to see what would happen? 118 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:50,984 Oh yeah, Tony, that's-that's exactly it. I wanted us 119 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:54,121 to get into an argument tonight. That's exactly what I wanted. It's how I feel. 120 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:56,590 Okay, well, at least you admitted it. I mean, what's the matter, Lisa? 121 00:05:56,624 --> 00:06:00,794 Huh? Am I, am I not, am I not giving you enough attention around here? 122 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,931 Oh no you did not! 123 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:07,435 You go and embarrass me in public and then talk to me about needing attention? 124 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:10,438 Well that's how you women do. If you can't get positive attention 125 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:12,806 you'll take negative attention. Just any kind of attention. 126 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:15,208 Well why else would you drag me somewhere I didn't want to be? 127 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:16,810 Oh so you sayin' you should never have to be in any 128 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:18,278 situation that you don't want to be in? 129 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:21,081 Exactly. I'm a grown-ass man. 130 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:24,117 Okay. I agree. 131 00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:27,354 - Wha-what are you doin'? - Oh, uh... 132 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,857 I'm a grown-ass woman Tony. And right now I don't wanna be in 133 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:31,358 this bedroom, so I'ma take your advice. 134 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:35,095 And I'ma sleep in the guest bedroom. Mkay? 135 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:40,367 Know that hurt. 136 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:44,004 *** 137 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:49,510 Mmm! Oh, I see you got them pancakes cookin'! 138 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:51,144 Where's mine at? 139 00:06:51,178 --> 00:06:55,949 You a grown-ass man right? That's what you say. Ah, you can make your own pancakes. 140 00:06:56,349 --> 00:06:59,152 Okay, okay. You still on that? I see what this is. 141 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:02,490 I'm well rested because I was sleeping in our comfortable bed 142 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:05,526 so I'm over it. But you were sleeping in that guest bed with that 143 00:07:05,559 --> 00:07:06,894 coil stickin' in your ass. 144 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,930 Uh, no, but I'm feeling a pain in my ass right now. 145 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:13,967 Hey mom! Hey dad. 146 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:17,571 Ooh! I see you got them pancakes cookin'. 147 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:20,307 This is just so typical. Every man in this house 148 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:22,976 lets me down and then expects me to cook them breakfast. 149 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:26,079 Oh... what did I walk into? 150 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,748 Ah never mind her, she's trippin'. 151 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:31,719 Oh, I'm trippin'? Because I have an inconsiderate husband and a son 152 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:33,887 who brings home bad grades? 153 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:35,956 Hmm... oh... 154 00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:38,959 This is the week report cards come in already? 155 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:40,861 You damn right it is, Devin. 156 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:42,630 Let me see that. 157 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:45,699 - Wha- what's up with all these D's brah? - Yeah, that's your son. 158 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:48,736 I think he got them double D's from you, Lisa. 159 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,438 I don't think she's in the mood, dad. 160 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,373 Yeah well I'm not in the mood with you either. 161 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:55,208 How do you get a D in PE? 162 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:58,111 Easy. By not showing up. 163 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:01,181 Let me see that. 164 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:04,451 Oh snap. I got a B in History. 165 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:05,853 How'd that happen? 166 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:08,088 andquot;B this belt on your ass. 167 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,190 No is that the only class you studied for? 168 00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:13,193 No, not at all! Oh... 169 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:15,996 I know what it was. The final was a multiple choice test. 170 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,831 So I just andquot;DABed my way through it. 171 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:19,132 What do you mean andquot;dab What's that mean? 172 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:22,135 andquot;D 173 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:26,239 andquot;D 174 00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:28,008 I guess I'm just lucky. 175 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:31,545 You lucky to be alive. That's what you are. 176 00:08:31,579 --> 00:08:34,582 andquot; DAB Ass Beatin'andquot;. Keep it up. 177 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:36,617 Hey everybody, good morning. 178 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,786 Hey baby. 179 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:41,889 I made you a plate of pancakes, since you're the 180 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:44,524 only one in this house who doesn't bring me any drama. 181 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:46,126 Oh, thanks mom! 182 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:49,462 Yeah, my little straight A student. Doesn't talk back... 183 00:08:49,496 --> 00:08:52,232 doesn't take me for a joke. 184 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:54,868 Man, whatever. Devin, I'll make you some breakfast. What you want? 185 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:56,770 Some chicken and waffles. 186 00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:59,807 Flag on the play boy, we gonna go out to eat. Come on. 187 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:05,512 You like 'em? Gluten free. 188 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,515 *** 189 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,518 Okay I get that Tony can be inconsiderate... 190 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,722 and cheap, and selfish, and bullheaded, and gassy 191 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:17,524 - Okay. I get it. - And his head is bigger than his body... 192 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,892 Rachel, thank you. 193 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:21,028 But you're probably just blowing this whole thing out of proportion. 194 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:24,131 Well I mean I wouldn't have to if he would've just said sorry and 195 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:26,967 apologized for what he said at Cheryl's party, but he hasn't. 196 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,837 Okay. Lisa, I think you're expectations are a little bit too high. 197 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:32,205 Now you know Tony is not gonna apologize. 198 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,642 You gotta learn to pick and choose your battles. 199 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:37,010 Well this is the battle I'm picking and choosing. 200 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:40,347 Okay well you need to pick and choose a new husband. 201 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:43,216 But, since you won't, what do you want? An apology? 202 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:46,253 Uh, hell no. Flowers too. 203 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:49,056 Alright Lisa, you guys go through this once a week. 204 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,792 And the second that I take your side, you make up 205 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:53,293 and then I look stupid. 206 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:57,865 Okay, well maybe I'll just stand my ground this time, he'll actually change. 207 00:09:58,298 --> 00:09:59,833 That's your problem Lisa. 208 00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:03,270 You keep thinking you can change men. Men don't change. 209 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:05,839 That's why I changed to women. 210 00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:07,808 Well, that and I like big boobies. 211 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:11,779 Okay, that's actually not true. He has changed, a little. 212 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,714 - Since we started dating. - How? 213 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,515 Well he doesn't belch out loud anymore. 214 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:18,618 And I finally cut him from his moms umbilical cord. 215 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:21,655 [LAUGHING] 216 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,858 Okay. To changing Tony. 217 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:27,895 To changing Tony. 218 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,910 [FRETTING] 219 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,279 What's up? I-I got your text. 220 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:49,282 What took you so long to get here? You were just next door in your room. 221 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:52,786 You ain't never heard of showing up fashionably late? 222 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:55,455 I have a problem and I need your advise. 223 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,791 Word? you need my advice? 224 00:10:57,825 --> 00:11:00,728 That must mean this problem's real big. 225 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:03,463 Remember when mom was like I'm her little straight A student? 226 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:06,867 Oh, so you's just gonna throw that in my face now? 227 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,903 I'm failing a class! [CRYING] 228 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,539 Word? You? 229 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:14,441 You're supposed to be the smart one. 230 00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:18,178 You're gonna be so embarrassed! Dad gonna get his belt, mom gonna be trippin'! 231 00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:20,881 Man you done let the whole family down. 232 00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:24,684 Okay, okay, I get your point. How am I even gonna break the news to them? 233 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:26,353 What class are you failing anyway? 234 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:29,022 I got a andquot;F 235 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:31,624 Black History? 236 00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:35,295 When mom and dad find out, you're gonna be black history! 237 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:36,830 [CRYING] 238 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:40,200 You know, they might not trip though since they know you adopted and all. 239 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,701 What?! 240 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:43,136 [SOBBING] 241 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:47,107 *** 242 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:50,110 Black History? For real? You're black! 243 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:53,113 How do you now know your own history? 244 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,415 Well, it's what happens when you don't turn in your work. 245 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:58,418 Look, if you want to skip out on your trigonometry homework 246 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:01,221 I get it. But Black History? Come on, don't make us 247 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:04,457 all look bad, Stacy Dash! 248 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:07,227 It's not that I didn't want to do the homework, it's 249 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:09,062 that I didn't want to do it out of protest. 250 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:14,234 If not doin' homework is protestin', then I been an activist my whole life. 251 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:17,670 I thought we should be covering Martin Luther King Jr., or Malcolm X. 252 00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:21,308 Or Medgar Evers. But they wanted to do my final essay on 253 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:22,742 who invented peanut butter. 254 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:26,546 Come on now Ebony, everyone knows that, it's Booker T. Washington! 255 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:30,250 It's George Washington Carver, and he didn't even invent it! 256 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:33,787 Well I knew it was one of the Washington's, like Denzel or Kerry or one of them. 257 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:36,023 What do you think mom and dad are gonna do to me? 258 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:39,827 Nothing. 'Cause they're not gonna find out. 259 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:40,961 I don't get it. 260 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:43,496 One thing I learned in my Black History class 261 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,899 which I got a C minus in, 262 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:48,635 is us black people gotta stick together. 263 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:52,105 - And I got your back. - So what's the plan? 264 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:55,108 So, since mom and dad aren't flipping out, I assume 265 00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:57,210 you got your hands on the first report card. 266 00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:58,311 Yup. 267 00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:02,315 Great. But, they've already sent out the second one. 268 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:03,884 And we gotta intercept. 269 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,352 It's that simple? 270 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:08,956 Not quite. See, when you're failing a class, they gonna call the house. 271 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,723 Mom's gonna answer and I'm gonna die! 272 00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:14,761 No, no, they're not. 'Cause dad's gonna answer. 273 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:19,299 A younger, handsomer version of him. 274 00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:28,208 Always leavin' his dirty clothes everywhere. Like I'm his maid! 275 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:32,880 Pick up your own clothes you - Tony! Pick up your dirty clothes off the floor. 276 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:36,049 Oh. So you talkin' to me again, huh? 277 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,987 Whatever. I-I'll pick them up later. Look, I just wanted to let you 278 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,856 know that I'm going out with Donnie and the fellas to play some poker. 279 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,892 - Don't wait up. - Uh... 280 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,894 You weren't gonna check in with me first? 281 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,729 Yo first of all, you haven't been talkin' to me all day. Second... 282 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:52,565 I ain't gotta check in, this ain't a hotel. 283 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,134 - Oh is that right? - Yeah. 284 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:57,437 Look, Lisa, I didn't have to tell you that I was going anywhere. 285 00:13:57,470 --> 00:14:00,440 I just dropped by to let you know so that I could be courteous. 286 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,542 Oh well you've never been courteous 287 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:05,178 Tony, so why change now? [CHUCKLE] 288 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:08,048 See that's the problem Lisa. You're always trying to change me. 289 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,449 But that ain't ever gonna happen. 290 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,318 Nobody's trying to change you. 291 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:14,387 Oh really? Well then why did I hear you tell your sister that you been tryin' to 292 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,556 change me ever since we first started dating? 293 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:20,060 Oh.. Oh, whoa, you were spying on me? 294 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:22,695 Where I'm from it's called ear hustling, Lisa. 295 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,831 Now I heard everything you said. 296 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,434 And you can't change that. 297 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,469 You are so selfish! 298 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:32,872 Oh, oh I'm selfish? I'm selfish? Lisa, I won the lotto. 299 00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:37,077 Okay? I coulda took that money and moved my black-ass back to Africa. 300 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:40,347 Alright? Had a whole bunch of babies running around in the bush. But I did not. 301 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:44,351 Alright? I bought you a house for you and your spoiled-ass kids, okay? 302 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,586 So do not call me selfish. 303 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:49,389 Huh. Whoa. Wow. 304 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:55,862 Let... let me give you a round of applau-just... 305 00:14:55,895 --> 00:15:00,567 Gripping performance. Emmy winning performance Tony. 306 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,736 Thank you so much for taking free money and 307 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,338 feeding your family! 308 00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:09,442 Alright. Well let me give you a golf clap. 309 00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,179 Because you 310 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:15,648 get the Academy Award for being the unappreciative wife 311 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:18,986 who has a good hard working husband that provides for you and her kids 312 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,121 but you still want to change him. 313 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:22,655 - Hmm. Hmm! - Hmm! 314 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:25,558 - Well you know what? Let me give you... - Hmm? 315 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,695 another round of applause, 'cause I don't know how to 316 00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:30,830 play her, okay? 317 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:33,933 Let me applaud you again Tony, for taking any issue this 318 00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:37,804 family has and avoiding it just because you pay the mortgage. 319 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:41,008 Well thank you, thank you, thank you. But you ain't gonna get the last clap! 320 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:43,776 Alright? So let me give you a standing ovation 321 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:46,346 Okay? For always playin' the part of the victim. 322 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:49,349 But guess what Boo-Boo? You is not the victim this time. Alright? 323 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,684 'Cause I didn't do anything wrong. I'm out. 324 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:54,687 Oh, oh, oh! Okay. So, that's it? 325 00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:57,457 You just gonna run away from this issue Tony? Come on! 326 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,692 Man up! Let's discuss it. 327 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:02,996 Let's discuss it then. What you wanna talk about Lisa? I'm listenin', I'm all ears. 328 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:04,931 Go ahead. Speak. 329 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:08,201 You know what Tony? With that attitude... 330 00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:11,071 - Nothing. - That's what I thought. Collar pop! 331 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:16,843 You... ugly shirt! 332 00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:19,879 If you gonna leave, then don't come back! 333 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:23,783 *** 334 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:34,394 They're gonna kill me, they're gonna kill me, oh my God...[SOBBING] 335 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:39,532 - Alright, chill. - Is it there? 336 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,201 Got it. 337 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,903 Your second report card, and my second report card. 338 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,872 Alright, I'm gonna rip this up! 339 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:48,007 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... 340 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:50,610 What are you doin'? 341 00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:53,413 This really is your first time getting rid of your report card. 342 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:56,149 They're gonna find it in the kitchen trash. 343 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:59,352 Well what are you gonna do to it? 344 00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:01,321 I'm gonna put it on the grill. 345 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,023 We gonna have ourselves a little cookout. 346 00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:06,159 Good thinking, Devin! Now, if 347 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:10,063 you just apply a little of that to your work, you'd make honor roll. 348 00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:13,200 Come on Ebony, you know I don't have book smarts, I got street smarts. 349 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,701 [PHONE RINGING] 350 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,069 And that's them now. 351 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,204 How do you know? 352 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,038 They always call on Saturday. 353 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,440 [PHONE RINGING] 354 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:21,841 [BEEP] 355 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,810 Hello? 356 00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,312 [DEEPER VOICE] Hello? 357 00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:28,315 Yes, this is Mr. Stallworth. 358 00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:32,585 Yes, I'm Ebony's father. 359 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:33,953 [NORMAL VOICE] Black History? 360 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,622 How dumb she got to be to fail... 361 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:38,991 [DEEP VOICE] Black History? You know we're black, don't you? 362 00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:41,294 Can you stick with the plan? 363 00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:44,664 [DEEP VOICE] All right. Well thank you for letting me know. 364 00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:47,400 I'll get on top of the matter as soon as possible. 365 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,835 [WHISPERING] What's he saying? 366 00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:51,371 [NORMAL VOICE] No, this isn't Devin. 367 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:54,407 [DEEP VOICE] Who's Devin? 368 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:59,112 [NORMAL VOICE] Alright then, I'll talk to you later. 369 00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:02,915 [DEEP VOICE] Good day to you too, sir. 370 00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:04,251 [BEEP] 371 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:05,785 Did it work? 372 00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:08,788 Nah. Dad's gonna kill you. 373 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:29,876 Oh... so that's how we doin' Tony? 374 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,514 Stayin' out all hours to the night? 375 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:37,317 I know how this looks, but it's not how it looks. 376 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,719 I had a few too many beers at the poker game, I didn't want to drive 377 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,254 home so I crashed on Donnie's house. 378 00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:43,923 Oh that's great. You should go ahead and get comfortable on Donnie's couch. 379 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,759 Because ah, that's where you'll be sleeping. Packed your bags 380 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,195 they're ready to go. 381 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:51,631 Really Lisa? You gon-you gonna take it that far to packin' my bags? 382 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:55,235 I know you're angry, okay, but... 383 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,904 I been thinkin' 'bout what you been sayin'. Alright? I think we should talk. 384 00:18:57,937 --> 00:19:00,207 Oh. Oh now you want to talk. 385 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:04,043 That's funny Tony, 'cause I'm tired of talking. Done. 386 00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,513 Lisa you don't believe me? You can ask Donnie. 387 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,548 Let me get him on the phone. He explain the whole thing. 388 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:12,319 Great, great. Donnie always give me a sense of clarity. 389 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:15,222 He'll clear this up. Donnie'll do it. 390 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:18,258 [DIALING] 391 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,360 [RINGING] 392 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,429 Still ringing. 393 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,664 Donnie! Hey, hey. What's up boy? 394 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:27,534 Yeah, listen. Uh, yeah, last night was wild. 395 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,369 Listen, I got Lisa standin' right here next to me, okay? 396 00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:32,305 I want you to tell her everything that happened last night. 397 00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:35,342 Yes everything! Y-.... 398 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,811 Focus, okay... for real? 399 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,714 [CHUCKLES] I must've been sleepin' then. 400 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:45,117 Hey, hey, listen man, just-just tell her what happened, okay? 401 00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,755 Hello Donnie. Goodbye Donnie. 402 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,690 Wha? Why would you hang up in his face? 403 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:53,693 I don't want to hear your boys cover up for you, Tony. 404 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,161 Who was there last night? 405 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:58,665 Wha- Donnie of course. Uh, Derrick was there. 406 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:02,068 - Uh, Cousin Dave stopped by. - Mm-hmm. Was Melinda there? 407 00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:03,270 Who? 408 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:04,971 You know who Melinda is! The one who constantly wears those 409 00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,706 inappropriate dresses to the work! 410 00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,508 Oh that Melinda. Yeah, no, she wasn't there. 411 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,909 Okay, why-why would she be there? 412 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:12,579 She- well you- I don't know, Tony! 413 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:15,047 Because you didn't check in with me. Your wife. 414 00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:18,418 Who you have clearly lost all respect for. So I suggest 415 00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:21,020 you take advice from Eryka Badu and go ahead and call Tyrone. 416 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:24,023 Or in your case Donnie. 417 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:27,427 Really Lisa? That's-that's how you want it to go? 418 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:30,430 It's not how I want it to go, but it's how it is. 419 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:31,864 All right. I'll leave. 420 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:35,167 If I'm insecure, it's 'cause you made me that way Tony. 421 00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:36,869 Mom, dad! 422 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,805 Hey, son, I don't know how much you heard, but 423 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:41,408 don't worry, I'm sure we'll straighten this out in a couple of days. 424 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:45,912 I-I don't know what you're talking about, but I think you need to see this. 425 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,551 Wha-... 426 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,686 What does this even mean, Devin? 427 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,922 She's gone. 428 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:58,625 Ebony must've ran away. 429 00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:02,295 You think I could get her 60andquot; though?